Around the only entertainment to be found in productions like this is the challenge of trying to figure out if they’re rotten soft-core porn flicks with the porn cut out for cablecast on Chiller or if they’re just plain rotten without ever sporting nudity to begin with. Given the length of the ad breaks, I’m betting this particular effort got trimmed down a bit. Fortunately it doesn’t affect the final rating at all. Crap is crap whether or not it includes boob shots. The plot here is some mish-mash about an Internet dating service staffed by female vampires who lure guys in and then suck them dry on live webcam. A female journalist tries to uncover the dark secrets of the operation, but she ends up seduced by the chief vampire. If you need lipstick lesbian vampires, go rent The Hunger. The technical quality is much higher, plus you get a plot and characters on top of the cheap sex. See if desperate
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