Review – Unhuman

Often low budget horror movies are bad because they’re made by amateurs who lack the experience and talent it takes to do things right. But the folks who made this one were meticulously awful. It’s like they carefully thought out what would make a movie scary or clever or interesting in any way, and then at every turn they did the exact opposite. The result reeks of “hey, I know where there’s an abandoned building that would be a great place to shoot a horror movie.” Wish I’d skipped it

Review – Sacrilege

It’s like the producers bought a Horror Movie Construction Kit from an online reseller. Then when it showed up without the instruction sheet, they just glued the parts together at random. Motivated by some irrelevant pretext, four women rent a country cottage and then buy themselves a bad time by sitting on the spectators’ bench at a pagan ritual. The production also takes great pains to comply to some kind of peculiar censorship code that allows steamy sex as long as there’s no nudity and violent death only if the gore is kept to a minimum. See if desperate