Review – Sand Sharks

I’m not too surprised to learn that Jaws 2 and Tremors hooked up, but I’m a little disappointed to learn that the union produced such an ass stupid child. The monsters here aren’t actual sand sharks (which are cool and scary and thus could never have been the villains in something as deliberately awful as this). Rather, they’re CGI (if it isn’t an insult to computers to use the term for such creations) sharks that swim around in sand as if it were water. Realizing that they were incapable of making something good, the producers of this flop opted for farce. The result stops just short of having the beasts tempt their victims with offers of Candygrams. See if desperate