Last minute shopping

Last day to participate to the fullest in the annual shopping orgy.

If you still haven’t bought a gift for me, don’t sweat it. My true love already has me covered:

12 farting Santa pillows

11 Star Trek pizza cutters

10 frog guts models

9 Tweeting collars

8 bacon wallets

7 pink machine guns

6 zombie targets

5 eyeball rings

4 Chiefs logo toasters

3 lizard phone covers

2 useless clocks

And a $2 million personal submarine.

Thanks, sweetie!