I can’t believe I’ve reviewed more than 3000 movies before getting to this one. It was one of my favorites when I was a kid, the first Pink Panther movie I ever saw. Though I admit I don’t find it as ass-laughing-off funny as I used to, it’s still a solid mix of Peter Sellers’s wonderful gift for physical comedy and a moderately entertaining caper story. Worth seeing
Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Review – Hugo
If a movie costs an estimated $170 million to make, is it still possible to call it a “cute little picture”? Martin Scorsese journeys ever closer to becoming one with Steven Spielberg by serving up a dish filled with childhood wonderment and special effects. However, buried under the thick sugar coating is an amusing romance about George Melies and the birth of motion pictures. Mildly amusing
Review – Rampart
Other than James Ellroy himself, who exactly is the audience for this kind of thing? Somewhere there must be a substantial market of folks who like to spend an hour or two with perpetually miserable characters in relentlessly unpleasant situations. Well, this house isn’t part of that market. Even the production values are nauseating. Dark Blue did the same bad cop routine without the “gritty reality” camerawork and editing. See if desperate
Review – No Strings Attached
My wife and I opted to watch this movie a day after learning of a death affecting someone close to us, figuring that a romantic comedy would be about as far as we could get from killing, horror or anything else not in keeping with the situation. So naturally in the first ten minutes the characters end up at a funeral. That notwithstanding, this is pretty much exactly what you’d expect from an Ivan Reitman picture in which Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher play a couple who start a relationship of sexual convenience that ends up emotionally complicated. Mildly amusing
Review – The Great Mouse Detective
I watched this for two reasons: I like Vincent Price (who voiced the villain), and I wanted to see the first ever combination of hand-drawn cels and computer-generated images (however brief the latter was) in a feature-length animation. Mission accomplished on both counts. The rest of the picture was a missable mess from one of the low points in Disney’s animation quality history. Mildly amusing
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Review – Mirror Mirror
I’m not surprised to find Hollywood and the SyFy Channel drawing closer together. However, I am a little shocked that the mainstream movie industry seems to be adapting its quality standards to match high band cable rather than the other way around. Though the weak, juvenile-joke-heavy script is the main culprit, the whole production has a cheap, amateurish feel to it. Odd, because I’m betting the studio dumped some serious cash into it. At least it was a light, fluffy little picture, just what I was in the mood for at the time. Mildly amusing
Review – The King’s Speech
Poor George VI (ably played here by Colin Firth). Thrust into a position he was never intended to have by his elder brother’s fondness for an American divorcĂ©e and Adolph Hitler, the new monarch must find a way to overcome his tendency to stutter so he can do the public speaking part of his new job. With the assistance of his wife (Helena Bonham Carter), he develops a relationship with a speech therapist (Geoffrey Rush) who helps him with his stammering and the underlying psychological damage that caused it. Overall this Oscar-winning drama struck me as a touchy-feely, 20th century reheat of The Madness of King George. Mildly amusing
Auld acquaintance 2012
The Grim Reapster was a busy boy this year. Notables from Neil Armstrong
to Rodney King gave us pause to recall where we were when humanity
first landed on the Moon or ran short in Los Angeles. The entertainment
world lost a few elder statespersons, such as Andy Griffith, Ernest
Borgnine and Phyllis Diller.
But the theme for 2012 appeared to be premature passing. Actors from
Michael Clarke Duncan to Robert “Epstein” Hegyes sent me off to IMDb to
check a feeling that the recently departed weren’t all that old. Even a
life as controversy-filled as Whitney Houston’s didn’t seem like it
got to run its full course. Indeed, Tony Scott almost made the official
list not by virtue of his contributions to Hollywood decades ago but
because his brain-cancer-prompted bridge-plummet suicide was dramatic
enough that it could have been the end to one of his movies.
With due deference to the many folks who didn’t make the list, the
following eight people were remarkable even in a field of respected
media masters.
Ray Bradbury – You are now reading words written by me thanks in no small part to Ray Bradbury. The Halloween Tree and The Martian Chronicles
were great personal favorites way back in my early years when I first
began to develop the notion that writing might be a fun thing to do. As I
got older I lost some of my appreciation for his sweetly sentimental
view of life (not that all his stuff was sweet; “Fever Dream” still
creeps me out). But I always respected his skill as a writer and his
contributions to the worlds of novels, short stories, television and
movies. Were I the black-arm-band-wearing sort, I would have worn one to
mark his passing.
Don Cornelius – As a kid I hated Soul Train. I had no
particular animosity for the music or the show’s host. But the long
wail of “It’s the Sooooooooooooooooul Train!” signaled that Saturday
morning cartoons were over. Though running a show in such a dreadful
time slot wasn’t the height of respect from station owners, Cornelius’s
creation nonetheless became one of the most successful shows in
first-run syndicated TV history. Sadly, in the end Cornelius joined
Scott on the list of suicides prompted by declining health.
Nora Ephron – For better or worse, Ephron’s work reshaped romantic comedy in the late 80s and early 90s. When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle and You’ve Got Mail helped establish genre conventions still in use today.
Donna Summer – Being known as the Queen of Disco might
not seem like much of an honor now, but back in the 70s it was a big
deal. Summer’s songs were the sound of an era. Without “Hot Stuff,”
disco wouldn’t have been the same (and that one actually hit somewhat
late in the game). Even if her music had never gone anywhere, she would
still have been worth it just for her album covers.
Helen Gurley Brown – Hard to imagine a time when Cosmopolitan
was at the forefront of sexual freedom for women. Lists of ways to
drive your man wild in bed seem outmoded now, but in the 1960s Cosmo
represented an acknowledgement that sex might actually be fun rather
than just an ugly duty performed for the sake of maintaining a marriage.
As the magazine’s editor and a successful book author on the side,
Brown helped usher in big changes in publishing and society.
Gore Vidal – Gifted essayist. Prolific novelist. Forget all that. The man wrote the screenplay for Caligula
and once came ever-so-close to getting into a fistfight with William F.
Buckley on national television. What more could anyone do to make the
list?
Kodak – Corporations don’t really die. But in January
this former mainstay of the photography world filed for Chapter 11
protection. In February it pulled out of the digital camera business,
and in August it announced that it would sell several of its remaining
operations, most notably the lion’s share of its film manufacturing
division. This isn’t just the passing of a company. It’s the official
acknowledgment of the end of an era. Kodak dominated the photographic
film business for more than 100 years, starting with George Eastman’s
invention of roll film. Now Kodak’s bread and butter has joined
open-air cooking and horseback riding on the list of things we might do
for fun every once in awhile but don’t rely on as part of our everyday
lives.
Maurice Sendak – For the second year in a row the list
ends with the heartbreaking loss of a beloved children’s book author.
Sendak would have been a great loss to the world even if Where the Wild Things Are had been his sole creation. But then there was Higglety Pigglety Pop! And then there was The Nutshell Library. And then there was Really Rosie.
And then there was ... well, everything else he ever did. And he was
actively creating new work up until right around his death. So his
passing really did deprive the world of a good opportunity to be less
terrible. He will be missed.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Review – The Chernobyl Diaries
Monday, December 24, 2012
Review – Thomas Kinkade’s Christmas Lodge
Until some kind-hearted soul makes Thomas Kinkade’s Christmas Codpiece, this will have to do. Amazingly this effort is even more Jeezified than the last one, though otherwise the two productions are on par with each other. The story here left me grateful that God’s compassion is infinite, because I’d hate to imagine Jesus taking time away from healing the sick and feeding the poor just to help a woman put a financing package together so she can pay for restoration work on the family’s vacation home. A Christmas Carol this ain’t. See if desperate
Last minute shopping
If you still haven’t bought a gift for me, don’t sweat it. My true love already has me covered:
12 farting Santa pillows
11 Star Trek pizza cutters
10 frog guts models
9 Tweeting collars
8 bacon wallets
7 pink machine guns
6 zombie targets
5 eyeball rings
4 Chiefs logo toasters
3 lizard phone covers
2 useless clocks
And a $2 million personal submarine.
Thanks, sweetie!
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Eight media moments to watch in 2013
The current month is likely to leave a couple of interesting points unresolved. In early December the United States backed out of talks about a new international telecommunications accord. At the outset of the consideration the terms seemed completely uncontroversial, the sorts of things that would interest only telecom nerds. But then a coalition led by Russia and China began building references to the Internet into the language. Though the accord wouldn’t have imposed an actual duty on any government to censor the net, the idea of incorporating content restrictions into a purely technical bargain rubbed the United States and several other countries the wrong way. As of this writing the deal looks dead, but it’s worth keeping an eye on. At least it’s nice to know that someone in our government understands the issues at stake.
Less comforting is the FCC’s current stance on ownership deregulation. Rumors from DC suggest that the commission is poised to further relax the rules governing how much of the country’s media markets may be dominated by a single company. The name Rupert Murdoch keeps coming up in criticism of the anticipated move, though of course Newscorp isn’t the only player that stands to benefit. So far the commission hasn’t made an official announcement, so this stands to be big starting early next year.
With the election over and politicians less immediately concerned about their popularity with voters, we need to watch closely for a brain-eating-zombie resurgence of SOPA. Recall that big media companies want this draconian crap something fierce, and folks with that kind of money generally aren’t great at taking no for an answer.
The net neutrality question will also probably continue to percolate. AT&T’s back-track on the FaceTime front feels more like a strategic retreat than a genuine surrender. I don’t know exactly where the next battle will flare up, but I nonetheless feel it coming.
A couple of media industries bear watching in the coming year. For some time now I’ve been wondering exactly when non-media corporations were going to start taking a closer look at the value of advertising. With budgets tightening and audiences migrating, I expect more and more companies are going to start asking hard question about the effectiveness of spending money on ads. I’m not predicting some sudden, momentous collapse of the entire ad industry. Still, this is an area worth keeping an eye on.
The movie industry also may be making some changes. For decades now Hollywood’s revenues have steadily increased with only a few relatively small hiccups here and there. But in 2011 the studios saw a decrease in box office receipts for the first time in years. The final numbers for 2012 aren’t in yet, but if they show continuing downward progress then we may start to see some changes.
One of the more disappointing trends to emerge during the election this year was wholesale disregard for media aimed at Hispanic audiences. Spanish-language and other Hispanic-oriented TV networks saw only a small fraction of the total money spent on campaign advertising. This was likely tied to efforts by the parties in power to prevent Hispanic people from voting (because if you can’t vote, why would anyone bother trying to talk you into voting for his candidate?). That might reflect the short-term status of this crucial demographic, but it isn’t sustainable in the long term. This segment of the population is growing too rapidly to be successfully marginalized forever. So wise media planners will monitor the growth of Hispanic-oriented media.
And finally, I’m counting the days until Google Fiber actually arrives. The company’s web site currently indicates that I can expect my fiberhood to get hooked up sometime this coming fall. Let’s hope the process stays on schedule. Because if it does, the “biggest moments” list in 2013 is likely to have at least one obvious entry.
And on that cheery note, I wish you all a happy new year.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #1: AT&T caves on FaceTime
The claim was technically questionable. Worse, the decision was barred by the FCC’s net neutrality regulations. Though a service provider could conceivably charge users extra for excessive use, it can’t block software entirely. Only Ma Bell knows for sure whether the decision was prompted by potential legal woes or the possibility of losing customers to less assholish competitors.
Friday, December 21, 2012
Review – Cleanflix
Review – Good Hair
Depilated and white as I am, I admit I never thought much about hair products marketed to black people. And yet the subject turns out to be fascinating. Chris Rock supplies wry commentary about toxic relaxer, expensive weaves, hair from India and a big styling competition in Atlanta. Mildly amusing
Review – Liquid Sky
Wow, did we ever think we were cool for liking this movie back in high school. The 1980s were a magical time. Apparently disgusted with the decadence of American culture in general and the whole Club Kids thing in particular, Russian director Slava Tsukerman cranked out this largely improvised tale of tiny space aliens who kill people at the moment of orgasm in order to extract the opiates they need to survive. The production sports a good line here and there, but overall it’s far too amateurish and arty. Mildly amusing (mostly just because I have a soft spot in my heart for it)
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #2: Fiberhoods
The run-up was also disturbing stuff. The map on the Missouri side revealed a sharp division between the gonna-get-its and not-going-to-get-its, a literal “digital divide” running right down Troost. Faced with criticism about who would get connected and who wouldn’t, Google extended its upcoming reach to neighborhoods that likely would not have qualified on their own. That partially resolved the backbone issue, but it should keep us all mindful of the social, cultural and economic differences between those who can consume the most up-to-date digital media and those who can’t.
On the plus side, at least I now have a general idea of when I’m finally at long last going to be able to fire AT&T.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #3: The Olympics
Oh, wait. No we didn’t. Plug pullers like me got to see little or nothing of the Olympics. Even the stupid ad with Her Royal Majesty and James Bond failed to play properly, crapping out in the middle and leaving me to wonder why Betty Battenberg, Daniel Craig and a gaggle of corgis walking down a hallway was such a big deal.
I already griped about this when it happened, so at this happy time of year I’m prepared to let the matter rest. However, when the festivities move to Sochi in 2014, I’m going to be quite put out if Comcast’s atavistic self interest deprives me of my beloved biathlon coverage.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Review – Clerks
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #4: Gangnam Style
This video came out in July. By my presentation in November, it was the number two video in YouTube history, rapidly gaining on Justin Bieber. As of this writing, it’s now number one by a substantial margin and likely to become the first video in YouTube history to get more than a billion views.
Its immense popularity has a few lessons to teach us about media in the 21st century. First, it reminds us that our media marketplace is global. One of the few things the United States exports more than imports is media products. And here we have a piece of K-pop fluff surpassing sophisticated efforts from big record companies.
The source is also significant. South Korea tends to live in the giant media shadows of Japan and China, so PSY’s success at least got the world to recognize that Korea exists. A big part of the video’s popularity comes from viewers throughout East Asia.
Except Japan, where it seems to be more of a “meh.” Anti-Korean racism aside, the Japanese may be forgiven for their luke-warm reaction to the whole “Gangnam Style” thing. After all, Japan has been producing weird goofiness like this for decades. PSY’s magnum opus (op-op-op-op-oppa Gangnam style! damn this thing gets stuck in my head) isn’t particularly different from literally thousands of Japanese animations, music videos and other pop culture offerings.
And that’s the real million-dollar question: what makes a video that isn’t really much different from a lot of other videos suddenly catch on and “go viral”? This drives Big Media nuts. In most other realms, they’ve got success formulas all worked out. They know what makes a blockbuster movie turn a huge profit. They know which singers are going to sell tracks and get airplay. They know what works and what doesn’t in just about every medium. Sure, sometimes they guess wrong. But they’re right often enough to maintain their considerable profit margins.
But not with stuff like this. There’s no apparent formula for raising a PSY out of peninsular obscurity and selling his performance to hundreds of millions of people. This lack of predictability makes web-based media one of the most interesting things going on now and an area to watch closely in the future.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Review – Assassin’s Bullet
Review– Trek Nation
Thank goodness for a documentary about the whole Star Trek thing that doesn’t spend the lion’s share of its running time mocking the show’s more unusual fans. Unfortunately, in exchange we have to put up with a lot of mooning from Gene Roddenberry’s son about his sometimes-rocky relationship with his famous father. Celebrities – connected and unconnected – wax rhapsodic about the shows. The production is a little short on actual information, but it was still a nice trip down other people’s memory lanes. Mildly amusing
Review – The Adventures of Tintin
Review – The Desert Rats
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #5: Penn sues The Star
News folk have always had an uneasy relationship with press releases. In an ideal world, a reporter would start with a press release from an outside source (company, government agency, charity, etc.) and – convinced of the story’s newsworthiness – use it as a springboard to go out and find her own facts and quotes. Someone lazier – or more pressed for time, if we want to give this practice a positive spin – might use quotes directly from a press release, provided of course that the source was clearly identified in the story.
Back in my days working PR, I heard stories about newspaper folk doing what Penn did. In fact, I heard about some reporters who copied entire releases, stuck their bylines on them and passed the whole thing off as their work. At least Penn didn’t go that far. Still, what he did was bad enough, a clear violation of the ethics we all learned in J-school.
If the firing had been the end of the story, it would at best have been one of the Eight Most “That’s Just Sad” Media Moments of 2011. But then Penn put the mess on this list by filing a wrongful termination suit in June. His most disturbing allegation was that he shouldn’t have been fired for plagiarism because what he did was common practice at The Star and in the newspaper industry.
Though I hate to see a big media company get away with firing someone who worked for it for decades, I hope he loses his suit (or at least wins it on grounds other than his “common practice” argument). I’d really hate to see him successfully prove that news writers everywhere are parroting corporate spin rather than going out and gathering the news. As if the newspaper industry isn’t already beset by enough trouble. The last thing it needs right now is erosion of confidence from the few readers it has left.
Monday, December 17, 2012
Review – Witness for the Prosecution
If you love ever-so-British courtroom drama, you’re in the right place here. Charles Laughton plays a curmudgeonly defense lawyer who takes on an apparently impossible case. His client (Tyrone Power in his last movie) seems like he might have an outside chance until his wife (Marlene Dietrich) takes the stand. But the twists keep a comin’ just as one might expect from an Agatha Christie story. Though this isn’t my usual cup of tea, I got a kick out of it. If nothing else it was fun to watch Laughton fussing with his nurse (played by the actor’s wife, Elsa Lanchester). Mildly amusing
Review – The Wild Geese
I loved this movie when I was a kid. Now it seems more to me like a silly, over-sentimental view of who mercenaries are and what they do for a living. Richard Burton, Richard Harris and Roger Moore slum (well, okay maybe it isn’t so much slumming for Moore) as out-of-work ex-soldiers hired to free a political prisoner from the clutches of an African dictator. The morality compass points just about every possible direction as the story plays out. But if you can put your indignation on hold, there’s some moderately entertaining action sandwiched between the simple-minded plot developments. Mildly amusing
Review – The Crucible
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #6: Political ad files on the Internet
But one of the biggest moments on the political ad front went largely unnoticed, taking place months before the non-stop onslaught got underway. In April the FCC ordered broadcasters to make their political advertising files available online.
By virtue of their use of the public airwaves, broadcasters are subject to a lengthy list of regulations that don’t apply to other media. In the realm of political advertising, broadcasters are required to accept ads from candidates and run them at the lowest rate available. Stations must keep records of all such ads and make the records available for public inspection. The new twist this year was the requirement that the records be made available via the Internet.
The National Association of Broadcasters challenged the change in court, but the suit went nowhere. Now anyone can go to the FCC’s web site and find out exactly how much each campaign is paying each TV station. Of course a lot of advertising – such as ads from pressure groups – isn’t subject to the rules. But at least now it’s possible to track at least some of the doings on the airwaves without a trek to broadcasters’ offices.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #7: The death of SOPA
The Mickey Mouse law was bad enough, but this pair were plain crazy. They would have introduced the principle of “guilty by accusation,” allowing big media companies to run crying to the federal government and get entire sites shut down based on a simple claim of copyright violation. The edges of the law’s protection are fuzzy enough – particularly in the realm of the fair use exception – to require proper adjudication, not censorship based on mere suspicion.
But more interesting than the proposals themselves was the reaction to them. Big Media (with Disney and Time Warner in the lead) lobbied hard, but they found themselves up against Big Internet (particularly Google). And worse, they faced a sudden groundswell of grassroots opposition from Internet users. After a 24-hour protest that blacked out Wikipedia and several other popular sites, legislators turned tail and removed the bills from consideration.
That alone made it a big moment. How often do you see Congress pay attention to anyone other than lobbyists?
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Review – Tinker Bell
At least she finally gets to speak. According to the notes on IMDb, this was a real nightmare in production, plagued by so many false starts and other woes that Disney considered abandoning its straight-to-DVD division altogether. And that’s odd considering that there isn’t all that much to this. It’s a cut or two above the whole Barbie Fairytopia thing, but still nowhere near what one would expect from the studio that pioneered feature-length animation. I also had trouble watching it because of my constant dread of the moralistic teaching points inevitably incorporated into children’s entertainment. As usual, the message was mixed. I liked the acknowledgement that girls can grow up to be designers and engineers, but the notion of predestined “right things” for people to do was harder to swallow. Mildly amusing
The Eight Biggest Media Moments of 2012 – #8: The Media Survival Guide
In January 8sails officially released the Media Survival Guide. I wrote the bulk of the text while on sabbatical in the fall of 2011, and in the spring the guide underwent a largely successful “beta test.” In the summer I added a downloadable PDF and a Kindle edition. In the future I hope to release it as an iBook and on the web in a format customized for mobile devices.
Based on the “bite-sized learning” model, the guide is designed for easy reading in smaller chunks, customized for students who need to study in short bursts between other activities (such as during a break at work). If a particular topic happens to pique the reader’s interest, she can delve further by exploring the links at the bottom of each page.
Amazon makes me charge 99 cents for the Kindle version, but everything else is available free of charge, a considerable savings over the $80 or so the textbook publisher charged for the textbook I used to use for my Intro to Mass Comm class. And that’s the real importance here. In the old publishing world, creating a textbook was a costly proposition requiring students to pay the substantial costs of production. Now content is key and distribution is free (or near enough to free that publication costs don’t have to be passed along to those least able to pay them).
I’m not ready to proclaim “behold the future of textbook publishing” just yet. Too many people (professors and publishers alike) are still making too much money for this new approach to learning to instantly catch on. But at least now such a thing is possible.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Review – Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Review – Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Review – The Medalion
The forces of darkness – personified as a smarmy Englishman – are after a child with magical powers. Enter a do-gooding hero to lay down some fearsome kung fu and save the day. Did I accidentally re-watch The Golden Child? Oh, no. That’s Jackie Chan, not Eddie Murphy. Mildly amusing
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Review – Rites of Spring
I got lured in by the promise of something supernatural waiting in store for some kidnappers. Sadly, the picture wears out its welcome well before it gets to anything spooky (assuming it ever does). After half an hour or so of listening to women scream and cry as they’re tortured by their attackers, I’d lost pretty much all my interest in whatever redeeming qualities the movie might possess. Wish I’d skipped it
Review – The Amityville Curse
Review – Alexander the Great
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Review – Pocahontas
This story is obviously by its very nature problematic. However, at least it represents a step in the right direction for Disney, acknowledging the existence of awkward issues such as racism and the environment. Unfortunately, such serious themes lead the production far afield of the simple fun Disney specializes in. The animation is also sub par for the studio, looking Rotoscoped, over-simplified and cheap. And though this isn’t the movie’s fault, it’s hard to listen to Mel Gibson begin a conversation with a woman without silently praying that he’s sober. Mildly amusing
Review – Jaws of Satan
“Mess o’ Snakes” is more like it. In the guise of a large cobra, Satan invades a small town and starts dishing out the bites. The result is half Exorcist-inspired pseudo-theological horror and half venomous snake thriller. Somehow the whole is less than the sum of its parts. Christina Applegate fans may enjoy her first-ever screen appearance as Girl Who Gets Bit by a Snake, but keep your eyes open because if you blink you’ll miss it. See if desperate
Monday, December 10, 2012
Review – Sand Sharks
I’m not too surprised to learn that Jaws 2 and Tremors hooked up, but I’m a little disappointed to learn that the union produced such an ass stupid child. The monsters here aren’t actual sand sharks (which are cool and scary and thus could never have been the villains in something as deliberately awful as this). Rather, they’re CGI (if it isn’t an insult to computers to use the term for such creations) sharks that swim around in sand as if it were water. Realizing that they were incapable of making something good, the producers of this flop opted for farce. The result stops just short of having the beasts tempt their victims with offers of Candygrams. See if desperate
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Review – The Muppet Movie
I hadn’t seen this since I was 13, and in the intervening decades I’d forgotten how many celebrity cameos and musical numbers it featured. The former was a welcome surprise, the latter not so much. The cameos were something like meeting up with old acquaintances missing for years because they died (Madeline Kahn), retired (Mel Brooks) or just aren’t as funny as they used to be (Steve Martin, whose brief performance here is one of the highlights of the movie). The songs, story and dialogue are suffused with Jim Henson’s twee, dated sense of optimism. Still, it’s a fun little picture. Mildly amusing
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Review – Airborne
Review – Grease 2
How did this movie not kill Michelle Pfeiffer’s career before it even got started? She must already have been cast for Scarface before this stinker hit theaters. And frankly “stinker” sells the experience well short. I imagine someone at Paramount saying something like “hey, the first one wasn’t much more than dumb dialogue and musical numbers. Let’s just make another one of those. The formula’s so simple, even the choreographer from number one could direct it.” Not surprisingly, the notes on IMDb are peppered with phrases such as “unfinished script” and “difficulties with the cast.” Still, even a well-orchestrated production would have been unable to squeeze entertainment out of plot lines and songs so thoroughly bereft of humor, charm or any other redeeming quality. Wish I’d skipped it
Friday, December 7, 2012
Review – Dead Season
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Review – Jennifer 8
If you’re gonna spend a lot of money on a serial killer thriller, it has to have some kind of twist. Here the value-added element is that the guy specializes in blind women. A neurotic cop (Andy Garcia) becomes obsessed with the case and the killer’s probable next victim (Uma Thurman). The picture tanked at the box office (taking Bruce Robinson’s directing career with it) doubtless due in no small part to the distinctly non-linear plot. See if desperate
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Review – Party Monster
Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin seem to be having a ball prancing around the screen as stereotypical gay guys from the 80s. If only “fun to shoot” translated into “fun to watch.” I haven’t yet seen the “shockumentary” about James St. James and Michael Alig, so for all I know this could be an accurate portrayal. But even if it’s spot-on, it still comes across as broad caricature. The whole Club Kid thing had some influence on popular culture, so it’s a shame this movie makes it look like the highlight was drug-addled homicide. See if desperate
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Review – The Hole (2009)
It’s nice to see Joe Dante back in the director’s chair. To be sure, this isn’t exactly his finest hour. The tale – kids discover a doorway to evil in their basement – depends far too heavily on tricks borrowed from other movies. Still, it’s a straightforward piece of storytelling that relies on plot and character development rather than special effects, splatter and suffering. Plus it was just fun to watch, as opposed to the chores one finds with many 21st century horror movies. Mildly amusing