The poster for this “masterpiece” indicates that “An astronaut went up. A Guess-What came down.” Further, it promises “the picture that comes complete with a 12-foot-tall monster to give you the wim-wams.” How fortunate we all are to live in an age in which such movies can be watched in the comfort of our own homes. That way when the wim-wams set in, a bathroom is always nearby. Nor does the movie fail to live up to the poster’s promises. The very first line of voice-over proudly announces, “What you are about to see may not even be possible.” Oh, if only it hadn’t been. But as the movie itself points out, “Fate and history never deal in ifs.” Once this Ed-Wood-esque travesty has been seen, it cannot be unseen. See if desperate
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