Review – Children of the Corn (2009)

This picture and the original could be used as a case study of the disintegration of the slasher movie from the 1980s to today. The protagonists in the original were mildly annoying, but they were nothing compared to the nails-on-a-chalkboard duo who heads this show. After five minutes of listening to them bicker with one another, I couldn’t wait for the creepy cult kids to chop them up. This is also the least supernatural of any of the pictures in the series (at least the ones I’ve seen so far). Some of the extra cult back-story was fun, but otherwise this was an unnecessary reheat of leftovers that went bad in the fridge years ago. See if desperate