Review – See No Evil (2006)

And while you’re at it, don’t see this movie either. You can learn everything you need to know about this picture in the first flash of the production company credit for the WWE. A psycho – not surprisingly played by a guy who appears to be a wrestler – ends up in the same run-down hotel with a clean-up crew from the local penitentiary. Gory high jinks ensue. I’m assuming Syfy cut a chunk out of it, because the ad breaks were extra long to make up for the truncated running time. However, I have a hard time imagining that more gore and un-blurred boob shots would have transformed this into a more worthwhile viewing experience. The closest it ever comes to clever is a Friday the 13th-ish twist at the end. Otherwise it’s just brutish and predictable. Wish I’d skipped it