Review – The Octagon

Jeez, Chuck. Just shut up and fight. Some of the martial arts sequences in this old Chuck Norris flick are okay – especially the big show-down in the end – but they’re too few and far between. The rest of the picture sports some of the worst dialogue and voice-overs ever recorded on film. So before you sit through the whole thing, check to see if some altruistic soul hasn’t perhaps cut this down to nothing but ninja battles and posted it on Youtube. That’ll save you more than an hour, not to mention considerable wear and tear on your nerves. Mildly amusing