Review – Hellhounds

Craphounds is more like it. This is a pinch of Greek mythology stirred into a vat of computer-game-esque nonsense. After his fiancée is poisoned by a jilted suitor, a Greek hero must journey to the underworld to free her soul from voodoo-looking Hades and his collection of cheap CGI pets. Whatever chance this production had to not suck was immediately squandered on a terrible script and equally dreadful acting. It isn’t even fun in a stupid movie kind of way. See if desperate