Review – Ice Queen

An ice woman gets thawed out, wakes up, probably not in the best of moods. Unfortunately she also turns into a blue-faced, sharp-toothed hag intent on freezing or having sex with everyone she meets. If only a group of unfortunate 20-somethings hadn’t gotten buried with her in a ski resort covered by an avalanche. The script stands out as particularly dreadful, devoted to Springer-esque interpersonal relationships and dialogue that might be entertaining to an especially dim-witted 12-year-old. Further, I assume some sex was cut out of the edited-for-TV version I saw, though I can’t imagine its inclusion making much of a difference in my opinion of the picture. See if desperate