Review – Devour

So there’s a computer game that blurs the lines between fantasy and reality for anyone who plays it? Good thing nobody already made that plot into a movie more than a decade ago. Or even did it again just four or five years back. Within the first five minutes we’re treated to a crappy Tool knock-off and a hunter shooting a cat. Nothing – and I do mean nothing – after that worms this back anywhere near the plus side. Cheap gore. People who screw with their pants on. Unconcealed racism. And perhaps worst of all, a cast of characters so uniformly annoying that I found myself anxiously awaiting their deaths. Something between a snore and a burp is the only possible appropriate response to crud like this. And not a "wow, that was a great meal" burp, either. More of a "better get a bucket, I'm going to throw up" burp. Wish I’d skipped it