Review – Desert of Blood

Y’know, Hispanic cultures have developed a healthy stock of legendary horrors, from the chupacabra to La Llorona. So why should a movie with a mostly-Hispanic cast have to rely on the same old Hollywood vampire clichés? What a disappointment. A vampire gets unearthed and goes after the people who buried him decades earlier. Predictable plot twists and bargain-basement boob shots don’t carry this for five minutes, let alone the full 90. See if desperate