Review – Demon Keeper

Is a demon keeper like a bee keeper, only with a hive full of demons rather than bees? And if bees make honey, do we really want to know what demons make? Actually, for all I know they might have made a better movie. Instead we get an unimaginative bit of nonsense about a group of losers who accidentally summon Asmodeus (Latin for “guy in a cheap rubber devil suit”), who proceeds to do them in. Added bonuses: the world’s cheapest rabid dog puppet, a lesbian demon mud-rasslin’ rape scene, and Dirk “Starbuck” Benedict chewing as much scenery as he can cram into his hammy maw. See if desperate