Review – Underworld: Awakening

What best betokens this experience: the “not screened in advance for critics” note on IMDb or the fact that more than ten percent of the movie’s 88-minute running time was taken up by the end credits? The latter tends to suggest that complicated CGI was a lot more important to the video-game-cut-scene scheme than plot or character development. The former implies that the studio knew it had a piece of crap on its hands and wanted to avoid as much negative press as possible. I’m genuinely surprised that with all the gooning over Twilight and similar productions that this vampires-vs.-werewolves series is bucking the romance trend and going with almost solid mindless action. See if desperate