Review – Eyes of the Woods

For awhile I was holding out hope that the creators of this ultra-low-budget crapfest simply hadn’t seen The Blair Witch Project and thus weren’t aware that they were traveling in thoroughly charted territory. But then one of the characters mentions Blair Witch. Seriously, if they knew that all they were doing was making a cheap rip-off of a movie everyone’s already seen, why bother? They even manage to undo the one thing the earlier movie got right, tossing away the subtle sense of unseen menace and trotting out extensive doses of cheap gore, gratuitous nudity and rubber suit monsters. Wish I’d skipped it