Review – Deadtime Stories Volume One

Oh George Romero. Out of respect for Dawn of the Dead, Creepshow and your other really good contributions to the horror genre, I'm going to pretend that your appearance in this turd was taped after the producers got you really drunk at a sci fi con and tricked you into reading bad poetry for the camera. Other than Romero's less-than-stellar-but-at-least-brief performance, this is just three progressively-worse horror shorts crammed together. If there's a Volume Two, it's a movie that will not be seen by me. Wish I'd skipped it