Review – Planet of the Vampires

If you’re considering joining a space force, you might want to give this one a try. Sure, they’ll set you up in a rickety ship and send you out to a desolate planet inhabited by malicious spirits trying to steal your body. Your dialogue won’t exactly be the best. And if you’re a woman, you’re going to hate the amount of time you apparently have to spend in the outer space hair salon. On the other hand, they’ll deck you out in some of the coolest Italian designer leather space suits known to humankind. General crappiness is a small price to pay for such fashion-forward duds. Oh, and to be completely fair the picture does include a genuinely spooky moment or two. Mildly amusing