Review – My Bloody Valentine (2009)

Apparently it’s been awhile since I saw the original, which is odd because I could have sworn I watched it only a couple of months ago. Perhaps it got lost in the notorious hard drive crash of 2011. In any event, I don’t remember the first one sucking this bad. And that’s saying something, because I remember the first one sucking. Dude in coveralls, hardhat and gas mask wanders a small mining town in search of people to kill with a pickaxe. There’s some kind of revenge motive stirred in, but it gets lost in the various contortions the plot goes through to make the not-surprising ending a little more surprising. But what the heck. Nobody who likes these things really wants good writing or a solid story. All they need is cheap gore and a sprinkling of boob shots. On that point and that point alone it satisfies. See if desperate