Review – The Inglorious Bastards (1978)

So there are these guys who are like prisoners or something kind of like that Dirty Dozen movie only they break away from the MPs and form their own band and at first they’re just trying to escape and they encounter a bunch of naked chicks in a river only the chicks turn out to be Germans and when they find out the guys are American they start shooting machine guns at them and then later the guys are led by a commando officer and they have to bust a couple of their dudes out of a castle and then they dress up like Nazis and sneak aboard a train that has secret Nazi A-bombs on it and they have to blow it up but then ... hey, if you’re going to watch a movie written for (and most likely by) 12-year-old boys, you might as well get a review written with the target audience in mind. This relic is so terrible it’s actually funny. Mildly amusing