Review – The House of Usher (2006)

Like your Poe reheats on the dull and mopey side? Then this one should suit you. Or if you feel a deep-seated need to repeatedly see actress Izabella Miko in her skivvies, this is your lucky day. Otherwise this is a missable experience. The production adds some unwelcome embroidery such as a sinister caretaker, but for the most part it’s a meandering modern reinvention of the classic tale. See if desperate