Friday, May 7, 2010

Review – Reeker

If a pile of shit like this has a name like that, it takes all the sport out of insulting it. This thing leads off with the deaths of a deer, a dog (who suffers a painful, protracted demise) and a kid’s parents. And downhill it goes from there. The monster stalking the usual band of useless 20-somethings manifests itself as a big cloud of stench, which again makes mocking it a bit too easy. Then about midway through one of the girls gets killed in an outhouse and dragged into the “basement,” which is what it’s like to watch this movie … oops, again it’s too obvious a slam. Indeed, the one thing this whole production practically begs for is a sub-zero rating, which I all too willingly bestow upon it. Avoid at all costs

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