Okay, help me with a geometry problem. This story starts in 1870 in Japan, as a woman has sex with her lover. Suddenly her enraged husband interrupts them, kills them both and commits suicide. Because the woman is “romantically linked” to both men, we traditionally call this a “love triangle.” But if it’s a triangle, wouldn’t the two guys have to be doing it with each other too? Otherwise wouldn’t it just be a “love angle”? High school math problems aside, this is The Amityville Horror relocated to the Land of the Rising Sun. A couple and their kid move into the house haunted by the vengeful ghosts of the trio from the intro. The story isn’t bad to begin with, but the more it drags on the dumber it gets. At least the Lutzes moved out after they figured out they were sharing digs with evil spirits. This pair and the male friend who completes the geometry stay put until the bitter end. Mildly amusing
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