Review – Blue Demon

I cast you out, Blue Demon! Seriously, how can anyone make a movie chock full o’ sharks without a single scary moment in the whole thing? Realizing that they were going to fall way short of decently aping Deep Blue Sea, the folks who made this stinker decided it needed to be a tongue-in-cheek horror comedy. And as usual with such efforts, it wavers between dull and offensive without ever approaching entertaining. For example, a government-funded project to create super-smart killer sharks is being run by the Air Force (most likely because the production company already had Air Force uniforms on hand). Then there are the “midget” jokes. Then there are … well, you see what we’re dealing with here. See if desperate