Poor Dirk Bennedict. Right on the verge of his marriage to filthy rich and smokin’ hot Jenny Seagrove, his bad gambling debts catch up to him. In order to pay off the mob, he decides to steal from a tattoo artist who’s half Chinese and half Haitian. How much more voodoo can you mess with all at once? From a single stab from his victim’s needle, a macabre tattoo starts to grow. And grow and grow until it starts taking over his whole body. The concept is clever enough in a tattoo horror cliché sort of way, but the execution leaves something to be desired. Mildly amusing
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