Saturday, January 3, 2009

Review – Cyclops

So what combination of words best augurs quality of this degree: “Sci Fi Channel presents” or “Eric Roberts”? And the two combined, well, there’s just no avoiding the creation of a picture like this. Apparently the Emperor Tiberius presided over a Rome about the size of Lawrence, Kansas (except of course Lawrence has a bigger stadium; the Colosseum in this thing is about the size of a high school gym). And after he’s killed by a CGI Cyclops (that might be a spoiler in a movie that isn’t so totally spoiled to begin with) Rome becomes a republic once again. Wow. See if desperate

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