Review – Centipede!

Though this doesn’t have any direct connection to the video game of the same name (minus the exclamation point), I honestly would rather have spent an hour and a half blasting mushrooms and ducking spiders than sitting through stale tripe like this. A group of obnoxious American twentysomethings gets lost in a cave in India. It’s their double bad luck that the place is full of giant poisonous bugs and the local officials who are trying to rescue them are the Indian equivalent of the Keystone Kops. The only thing I find intriguing about productions like this is that they manage to be simultaneously implausible and predictable. See if desperate