Important life lesson: if the college where you teach acquires a frozen coelacanth and it thaws out leaving coelacanth drippings everywhere, don’t drink the drippings. Not that I’m saying I thought you were going to do that. But just don’t, okay? Because apparently the immediate side-effect of this unusual craving is an Altered-States-style regression to a more primitive form. The script is bad and the acting worse, but the big rubber fish is kinda cute. See if desperate
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