Review – Pterodactyl

Yep, those are pterodactyls. They’ve been released by an earthquake and … oh really, does the plot matter? We’ve got a professor named Lovecraft and a grad student named Heinlein. We’ve got the Sci Fi Channel extra-special effects, as usual done on an Xbox or equivalent thereof. We’ve got Coolio, who turns out to be as good an actor as he is a musician. Expecting a plot beyond wandering-in-the-woods-and-occasionally-fending-off-flying-dinosaur-attacks would clearly be asking for something as useful as screen doors on a submarine. See if desperate