Review – Voodoo Academy

Wow, and I thought going to school at Sumner Academy (my old high school) was a dull experience! Who would ever have guessed that the world of drinking, sex and other forms of evil corruption could turn out to be so completely uninteresting? The basic plot here is that a small Bible college – or, more precisely, a six-student startup that teaches a contrived blend of Christianity and Scientology – is actually a front for some sort of satanic sacrifice operation. Perhaps I would have been more impressed if the sacrificial lambs weren’t a set of six teenage boys. Apparently the guys at Full Moon have lost their touch for cheap rubber monsters, buckets of blood and copious tit shots, all of which are just about completely absent from this outing. Inasmuch as they don’t stir anything new in to replace what few assets they used to incorporate, only the extremely easily amused are likely to get much out of this stinker. Wish I’d skipped it