Review – Eternals

This movie helped me answer a question I’ve been curious about for some time: what would I think of a superhero movie if I had no idea who any of the superheroes were? In all of the MCU and DCEU movies I’ve seen, I was at least familiar in passing – if not a fan from childhood – of all the major players. But in this crew I’d never heard of any of them beyond their identities as the ancient sources of folk legends. Oddly, my lack of familiarity with the characters and plot elements didn’t affect my opinion much. It’s pretty. It’s loud. And ultimately it doesn’t amount to much. Mildly amusing