Review – Halloween Kills

This damn thing is literally nothing but murder and inside jokes. No story at all beyond threads from other Halloween movies. Just a mess of stunt casting and sub-references sandwiched between witless gore. And I do mean witless, even by the loose standards of the slasher sub-genre. Michael Myers is now killing people completely at random. You don’t have to have sex or be a family member to end up on his victim list. You just have to be anywhere in Haddonfield. He even does one couple the courtesy of knocking before he comes in to dish out the stabbings. The end also adds an extra note of pointlessness to the whole mess. See if desperate