Review – Zombie Lake

Ugh, what I won’t sit through just to get a movie that starts with Z. Imagine Shock Waves redone as one of those crappy Euro-softcore porn movies that Cinemax used to show late on Friday nights. If you want to watch a stupid zombie movie, the video world abounds in it. And if you need porn, they make this new thing called The Internet. The only thing this picture supplies that can’t be had in abundance elsewhere (thank you, movie gods) is a painfully corny soundtrack. At one point in the Netflix Instantview copy, the sound dies. Oh glorious respite! Unfortunately it comes back later. Additional crime against humanity: getting “Fire Lake” stuck in my head. Who wants to go to Zombie Lake? Seegah! Wish I’d skipped it