Review – The Promise Keeper

Actual Promise Keepers would have been more frightening. This is just some squish about a law firm that decorates its lobby with an African fetish that turns out to be dangerous to anyone who makes a promise, drives a nail into its head and then breaks the promise. So seems like three ways to avoid running afoul of the thing right there. Further, the lion’s share of screen time goes to relationship drama silliness rather than scary fetish fu. I’m giving the production a respect point for multiethnic casting and for at least having a plot rather than taking another tedious trip down found footage lane. Otherwise, however, this is amateur hour stuff. See if desperate