Review – The Vineyard

Oh, James Hong. I get why you’d do this kind of role in someone else’s movie. Work is work, right? But why would you direct, write and star in such a tasteless exploitation of the whole “sinister Asian” thing? The evil Dr. Po has a basement full of victims he’s slowly draining to make a formula that keeps him immortal. He intends to marry one of his potential donors (Playmate Karen Witter). In other words, some kind of a half-assed, low budget reheat of Lo Pan. See if desperate