Review – Piranha (2010)

If you thought the original had too good a script and not nearly enough boob shots (and if you're an average American male moviegoer, for all I know you might well have that opinion), then thank goodness Hollywood finally cranked out the remake you've been waiting for. The effects are a little better this time around, but they're still just a big mess of bitty fish, not apocalyptic landscapes or sinking luxury liners. And title icthyoids aside, the only entertaining moment in the whole picture is the brief, lead-off cameo by Ricahrd Dreyfus muttering "Show Me the Way to Go Home" before becoming fish food. See if desperate