Review – Dark Floors

This is billed as the most expensive movie ever made in Finland (at least at the time). It’s also billed as the brainchild of Lordi, who appear to be Finland’s answer to Gwar. A small cadre of people from different walks of life find themselves trapped in a hospital that’s been magically transported into another dimension where everyone is dead (not that their deaths prevent them from walking around and trying to kill the protagonists). Overall this isn’t the worst example of this particular sub-genre, but the guys in the heavy metal monster suits really didn’t help. See if desperate