Review – Long Time Gone

Oh physically-attractive-yet-not-too-bright young people, when are you going to learn to stay out of abandoned buildings with your Ouija boards? This time around they manage to conjure up a genie – or djinn if you prefer a spelling less evocative of childhood tales of magic lamps. Sadly, after centuries of imprisonment in the outer darkness the only thing the evil spirit manages to come up with is the ability to hop into people’s bodies and go on a killing spree. Oh, and it can make its hosts’ eyes all spooky. The cast includes Lukas “The big-eared kid from Mars Attacks” Haas, which is about as big budget as it gets. I had to re-record this because a thunderstorm cut it off halfway through the first time. Perhaps I should have taken the helpful hint from the weather gods and left well enough alone. See if desperate