Review – Scar

Dude, why are you driving that clunker? What happened to the Camaro your dad bought you? I sold to get the money to make a movie. You don’t know anything about making movies. Doesn’t matter, just as long as you’ve got a camera and some other junk. I hope you didn’t sell that car just to get a camera, ‘cause they don’t cost that much. Nah, I had enough left over to hire E.T.’s mom and Martin Sheen’s talentless brother or cousin or whatever he is. Cool. Well, what’s it going to be about? I dunno. Somethin’ about kids that go out in the woods and then they get killed and some stuff. I mean, who cares? Does it really have to be about anything? Guess not. I can’t prove that a conversation like this took place before this movie was made, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Wish I’d skipped it