Review – Rock Monster

This movie would have been better if they’d gotten the B-52s to do the theme song. Oh, who am I kidding? Just about anything would have made this a better movie. What we get here is the deadly dull tale of a quartet (swiftly reduced to a duo) of American college kids vacationing in Eastern Europe. One of them removes an Arthurian sword from a local rock, unleashing a deadly pile of ambulatory CGI on a nearby village. The script is stupid beyond description, and the acting is of a quality better suited to background appearances in “Priceline Negotiator” ads starring William Shatner. In other words, this was typical Sci Fi Channel fare, and I should have enjoyed it immensely. Guess I just wasn’t in the mood. See if desperate