Saturday, August 25, 2007

Review – Caved In: Prehistoric Terror

Less thugs, more bugs. Jewel thieves in pursuit of a lode of giant emeralds kidnap a cave guide (a badly-aging Christopher Atkins, looking like a desiccated blend of Mark Hamil and Tommy Shaw). Sadly for all concerned, the abandoned mine they’re prowling is infested by giant beetles. When the monsters start attacking in waves and their intended victims fight back with lasers, the whole thing takes on the distinct look-and-feel of “Centipede: The Motion Picture.” However, we do get lines like “Your plans aren’t just coming apart. They’re being torn to shreds by giant bugs.” See if desperate

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