Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Review – The Beast of Bray Road
Another perfectly serviceable urban legend dies a protracted, painful death at the hands of a crew of inept film-makers. Start with the usual mix of bad acting, bad writing, and bad technical quality. Stir in a werewolf that looks like a big, rabid teddy bear. Then limit the monster’s diet to rednecks, making it pretty well impossible to care whether or not the rampage of death and destruction ever comes to an end. Indeed, this picture commanded so little of my interest that I actually forgot to wonder who would end up being the beast. So when the “mystery” was finally solved it caught me by surprise, not because it was actually surprising but because it hadn’t occurred to me that there was a mystery to begin with. See if desperate
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