Review – The Cucumber Incident

Here’s a bargain basement video documentary about a rather outré subject: three women who took a dislike to a guy. Of course by “guy” I mean “spouse of one of the women.” Oh, and throw in “convicted child molester supposedly rehabbed yet apparently still French kissing the girl he previously molested.” But wait, it gets better. By “took a dislike” I actually mean “tied him up, shaved him above and below, rubbed Icy Hot on his man area, and then sodomized him with a cucumber.” The working class dramatis personae alone make this a worthwhile investment of an hour or so. And that’s fortunate, because the production values aren’t too whippy, especially the dreadful and frequently intrusive soundtrack music. Mildly amusing