Review – Corpses Are Forever

I wonder if they’re going to try to make it all the way through the panoply of Bond titles. Though I’m sure I would have loved to have seen “Corpsefinger,” “The Man with the Golden Corpse” or “Octocorpsey,” my guess is that we’ve seen the last of whatever series this might have turned into. If nothing else, this one wins the Mark Borchardt prize for the actor/writer/director who turns out to be equally inept at all his various jobs. Though the choices were legion, I think my favorite part was when – in a post-apocalyptic world supposedly inhabited almost exclusively by zombies – cars kept driving past the backdrop. I suppose they might have been going for so-stupid-it’s-funny, but they only managed the first half. The final icing was the sad, withered husk of what was once Linnea Quigley still valiantly trying to act. Wish I’d skipped it