Review – Zombi 3

Hey everybody, let’s play Stupid Zombie Movie Bingo! Here’s how it works: everyone get a Bingo card (or make your own grid) and randomly write the names of George Romero movies in the squares. If you run out of Romero flicks, jot in the names of Romero “homages” such as Return of the Living Dead. Then watch this awful stinker – ostensibly directed by zombie shlockmeister Lucio Fulci – and mark off every time you see an element “borrowed” from one of the pictures on your card. First one to Bingo wins! Seriously, that’s about the only way you’re going to get much amusement out of this dreadful farce of a movie. Fulci was supposed to have been seriously ill during filming, so that might be at least part of an excuse. And to be fair, there are one or two genuinely oogy zombie shots. But the rest is bad actors delivering bad dialogue twisted around a bad story line. See if desperate