Review – Darkwalker

A haunted house that’s actually haunted. A scheming owner. Teenagers right and left. I kept expecting Shaggy and Scooby to pull up in the Mystery Machine at any moment. Actually, even cartoon crime fighters would have been a welcome relief from the relentless parade of rubber monsters and slasher movie clichés. And just because you don’t have much of a production budget doesn’t mean that you have to pepper your script with dialogue so bad that even the personal friends who agreed to appear in your movie mouth it with I-can’t-believe-I’m-saying-this grimaces on their faces. See if desperate