Review – Dungeons and Dragons

Here’s today’s zen koan: does computer-generated scenery have a flavor? If so, journeyman ham Jeremy Irons should be able to fill us in on the taste sensation. Honestly, what does this guy do? Does he call his agent and demand progressively more and more humiliating roles? If so, his poor rep must really have been beating the bushes after booking Irons into Adrian Slime’s version of Lolita. But this one might actually do the trick. D&D players should feel right at home with the characters, situations and story. Thus I guess they’ve done a solid job appealing to the most obvious target audience. Beyond that, however, this production offers little to the non-fan beyond some entertaining effects work and some so-inept-it’s-entertaining film-making. See if desperate