Review – Modern Vampires

Okay look, damn it. Just put “horror comedy” on the box and save me the trouble of renting stuff like this, for crying out loud. If you like cheap, stupid vampire farces, then for all I know you might find this production extremely entertaining. I have no way of judging objectively, because movies of this ilk get on my absolute last nerve. The concept here has something to do with a subculture of vampires living in Los Angeles, a basic idea that might have been turned into something a lot – well, at least a little – better than this. But concept is all that this outing has going for it. The acting is terrible, production values are low, and the script ... well, don’t even get me started. Wish I’d skipped it