Review – The Minion

Get a crowd of folks together to help you mock this stinker. The opportunities to fling derision at the screen are just too ripe and too plentiful to pass up. However, without an MST3K experience going movies like this just aren’t that much fun. The plot here is the usual nonsense about one of Satan’s servants trying to obtain an object that will allow him/her/it (the thing body-hops) to release the Beast 666 from a basement in Israel and thus ignite the apocalypse. Dolph Lundgren plays a Templar sworn to thwart the creature of darkness (I wonder if he ever regrets not going ahead and pursuing chemical engineering as a career path). I suppose this might have been a better movie if the script hadn’t been so dreadfully mock-worthy. See if desperate