Friday, June 1, 2001

Review – Tomcats

The press kit for this stinker came with a free pair of boxer shorts, which is about as close as anything connected herewith ever came to being entertaining. The story’s a typical tale of a group of guys whose sexuality got arrested somewhere around the girls-have-cooties stage of development. Our heroes (for want of a better term) set up a tontine that reeks of closet sexuality: whoever stays single longest gets the cash. Naturally enough, the contest comes down to two: the good guy who needs the money so Vegas hoods won’t kill him and the man-slut jerk who has all the cash he needs but insists on playing the field. And again naturally enough, they both end up falling for the same woman, who of course loves good guy despite being in cahoots with him to lure bad guy into a marriage of financial convenience. Anyone want to guess how it comes out? See if desperate

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